In The Dead of the Summer
Children attacked by loose running monsters!
Reports of an alarming nature have reached this newspaper. Apparently, there have been several recent cases in which large animals have been ravaging around the downtown park areas of our large suburbia and snatching up unsuspecting children. It was reported that one of these instances has happened in our very own Oceana Side!
Passerby's said it all began when two minors were merrily enjoying themselves an a wood carved carousel. The enormous creatures appeared out of nowhere and proceeded to attack the two children.
It has been documented that about this time an unidentified male, about 5'7, dark hair and antlers, pulled up in a white pickup truck and rescued the children.
It is confirmed that this person was in fact a Moose with a milk drinking addiction. What did the victims have to say about this?
"He saved my life..." the youngest child said. "Moosy and me will be friends forever..."
The parents of the children have apparently guaranteed the Moose with an unlimited lifetime supply of milk and boxes of Nestles Instant Coca.
What does Moose have to say?
"I just happend to be in the right place at the right time. I'm just glad I could help."
He declined to comment on the milk arrangement.
To protect the innocent all names have been withheld.
-The Oceana Times and WOrLd RePorT